Lois Blow # 4'11"

Occupation: Delivering the lowest blows
Favorite Activities: shenanigans, pranks, drinks, skating, rocking, repeat.
Favorite Quote: THIS PLACE IS F%&@ed!!!
Goal: to skate from one end of the earth to the other.

Growing upLois Blow used to take skating lessons with her dad as a little girl. She loved it all. The skirts, the lights, the music, the way the wind blew her ponytails behind her as she glided on her wheels over the smooth surface. She strayed away from roller skating for many years. Her time became filled with beating up boys, making them cry, other various contact sports. Learning how to become a strong-ass woman who takes shit from NO ONE was time consuming also. Then the call of the derby came to her and put her under a spell that can never be broken. She is now a rollergirl for life. DERBY TIL DEATH.

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