Olive Spankins # 43

Jammer, Blocker
Head of Training/ Interleague Liaison


AKA: The Unicorn, Olicorn, "Lead Jammer"

Goals:
  • The perfect, resounding slap upon the butts of the worthy.
  • Convincing the league to do choreographed dances on skates (with skipping).
  • Finding a lipstick that doesn't wear off during a bout.

  • Spanking serious ass on the track- and lookin' good doing it.

Secret Weapon: The unicorn move.

Quote: Sports do not build character. They reveal it. -Heywood Broun

With a swift spank to the baby bum, Olive Spankins was brought into this world with an evil smile. Attending a private school for young ladies, Olive discovered her bad girl tendencies resulted in frequent spanking sessions.

One day she'd had enough and rose up, spun that teacher around, and gave her the spanking instead. Since that day she's spread her appreciation of the art of spankins through her expertly-applied hand to many a rosy, round cheek.

She may not be allowed to use her hands as she flies by you on the track, but you WILL feel spanked. That's a promise!

Thanks to Punchy O' Guts & Killer Quick for assisting with this bio!

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