Punchy O'Guts #4eyes

Team: Port Authorities
Position: Pivot / Outside Blocker
League Member since 9/06
Head of Bout Production

ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Skater of the Month Sept 2007
Hardest Hits 2008
Most Feared 2008

MEASUREMENTS
Height: 5'7''
Weight: 195
Shoulder width: 20"
Biceps: 14"
Calves: 17"
Thighs: 24"
Hips: 46"
Brains: 22" (Pivots are the smartest)
Hair height: 5"

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do you get your hair to stick up like that?
My hatred for you forces every hair upward and away from you.

2. Are you really Irish?
How dare you ask? Of course I am. And I'm actually Black Irish (also known as Afrirish), which means I'm black with white freckles. Don't feel embarrassed that you didn't realize, most people don't as there aren't many of us in existence.

3. You're a good booty blocker. Is your big butt real?
Yes. It is. And I will sell you half a cheek for advertisement for only $500.

4. Have you ever punched anyone in the guts?
Come a little closer and find out.

5. Why are you such a nerd?
Why do you ask so many stupid questions, jaggoff?