The Rehabiliskater # 0Tolerance

Hobbies: Bashing bad habits with her big booty

Likes: The perverse nature of being human, natural highs, going round in circles very, very fast

Dislikes: Withdrawal, hangovers, headaches

Slogan: "The drinking will continue until morale improves."

Born with 150 proof coursing through her veins, The Rehabiliskater learned very quickly that chasing the dragon was a sure-fire way to get burned. She found the only way to escape the misery of life was to out run it, on her skates. But when life catches up with her, Rehab has no problems knocking it down and speeding on ahead.

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